You're All Worthless Animal House T-Shirt

Product Sku: ANIM039

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Description

This Animal House t-shirt features an image of Omega House member and an ROTC leader Doug Neidermeyer riding his horse. The shirt included Neidermeyer's famous quote, "You're All Worthless And Weak!".

In the hilarious comedy Animal House, Neidermeyer conspired with the Omega president and the Faber College dean to kick his rival Deltas out of college.

Neidermeyer was a bully to his cadets, and the quote that appears on this t-shirt shows how vicious Neidermeyer could be.

For any fan of the 1978 classic Animal House, this You're All Worthless Animal House t-shirt is a must have!

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Size Width (A) Length (B)
Small
17
27
Medium
19
28
Large
21
29
XL
23
30
2XL
25
31
3XL
27
32
4XL
29
33
5XL
31
34

Mens T-Shirt

*Bust or chest is done by doubling the width measurement.
*For full circumference of the waistline, double the waist measurement.
*Due to the flexible nature of our fabrics, allow one inch of variation from these measurements.

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Product Type Product Type:   T-shirts
Color Color:   White
Machine Washable Machine Washable

Gender Gender:   Mens
Graphic Graphic:  Distressed Direct To Garment Print
Tag Location Tag Location:   Tagged
made of Made of:  Pre-Shrunk Cotton
Product Fit Fits like:   True To Size
Fabric Softness Fabric Softness:   Standard

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  • What is the return policy?
  • Our return policy differes depending on if you are in the United States or abroad. To view the details of the return policy visit our return policy page and choose the option that applies to you.
  • Do I have to pay for return shipping costs?
  • Yes, however because we try very hard to make sure you know what your getting our return policy is very low (less than 2%), chances are good that your going to like what you get.
  • How do I know I can trust your company?

  • We’ve seen a ton of fly by night t-shirt companies come along, and lots of them advertise on facebook, so it’s natural for you to feel this way about us. But we are definitely not fly by night.

    We’ve been around since the year 2000 and sold millions of t-shirts. We have direct licenses for Hasbro properties such as GI JOE, Transformers, Dungeons and Dragons, Monopoly, My Little Pony, and more! We also have direct deals to make retro tees and products for Doritos and Mountain Dew. The rest of our selection of officially licensed tees from the likes of Disney, Warner Brothers, Paramount Pictures, Universal Studios, etc. come directly from companies that have obtained licensing rights to sell these products.

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