Thornton Melon's Tall & Fat Clothing Stores T-Shirt

Product Sku: BTS003

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  • Typically Prints and Processes in 5-7 Business Days
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  • Printed in the U.S.A.
  • No questions asked return policy

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Description

Thornton Melon was the son of an immigrant tailor from Italy. Thornton put his dream of going into his father's business ahead of his education. Thornton launched a chain of Tall & Fat stores, which catered to overweight people and became a huge success. When Thornton's son wanted to drop out of Grand Lakes University, Thornton left his Tall & Fat stores behind, and signed up for classes to encourage his son to stay in school.

Back To School is one of the most popular comedies from the 80s. Everyone will know you are a fan of the hilarious classic starring Rodney Dangerfield when you wear this 80sTees.com exclusive Thornton Melon's Tall & Fat Clothing Stores T-Shirt!
Totally Tubular 90 Day Money Back Guarantee

Not totally diggin' your new stuff? Don't fret! You can send your order back to us within 90 days for a refund or exchange. Gone past 90 days? We'll usually go even longer if the item is in new condition. Plus, if you want an exchange we'll ship the new item back free! More info

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We've had over 1 million happy customers since we starting doing business over 18 years ago.

Size Chart

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Size Width (A) Length (B)
Small
17
27
Small
17
27
Medium
19
28
Large
21
29
LT
21
32
Large
21
29
XLT
23
33
2XL
25
31
2XLT
25
34
3XL
27
32
3XLT
27
35
4XL
29
33
4XLT
29
36
5XL
31
34
6XL
33
35
XL
23
30
Medium
19
28
XL
23
30
2XL
25
31
3XL
27
32

Mens T-Shirt

*Bust or chest is done by doubling the width measurement.
*For full circumference of the waistline, double the waist measurement.
*Due to the flexible nature of our fabrics, allow one inch of variation from these measurements.

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Product Type Product Type:   T-shirts
80sTees Exclusive 80sTees Exclusive
Color Color:   Black Heather
Machine Washable Machine Washable

Gender Gender:   Mens
Graphic Graphic:  Distressed Direct To Garment Print
Tag Location Tag Location:   Tagged
made of Made of:   Cotton/Polyester Blend
Product Fit Fits like:   True To Size
Fabric Softness Fabric Softness:   Standard

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Clothes and other items that transport you to the past in a funny way.

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FAQ

  • Do you ship to my country?

  • We ship to the following countries (listed alphabetically):

    • Andorra
    • Argentina
    • Australia
    • Austria
    • Bahrain
    • Belgium
    • Bermuda
    • Bosnia & Herzegovina
    • Botswana
    • Brunei
    • Bulgaria
    • Cambodia
    • Canada
    • Cayman Islands
    • Chile
    • China
    • Colombia
    • Cook Islands
    • Costa Rica
    • Croatia
    • Cyprus
    • Denmark
    • Ecuador
    • Estonia
    • Falkland Islands (Malvinas)
    • Faroe Islands
    • Finland
    • France
    • French Polynesia
    • Germany
    • Gibraltar
    • Greece
    • Greenland
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    • Guernsey
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    • Macao
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    • Martinique
    • Monaco
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    • Morocco
    • Netherlands
    • Netherlands Antilles
    • New Caledonia
    • New Zealand
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    • Norway
    • Panama
    • Paraguay
    • Peru
    • Philippines
    • Poland
    • Portugal
    • Reunion
    • Romania
    • Saudi Arabia
    • Serbia
    • Singapore
    • Slovakia
    • Slovenia
    • South Korea
    • Spain
    • Sweden
    • Switzerland
    • Taiwan
    • Thailand
    • Trinidad and Tobago
    • Turkey
    • Ukraine
    • United States of America
    • Uruguay
    • Vatican City
    • Venezuela
    • Vietnam
    • Virgin Islands
  • What is the return policy?
  • Our return policy differes depending on if you are in the United States or abroad. To view the details of the return policy visit our return policy page and choose the option that applies to you.
  • Do I have to pay for return shipping costs?
  • Yes, however because we try very hard to make sure you know what your getting our return policy is very low (less than 2%), chances are good that your going to like what you get.
  • How do I know I can trust your company?

  • We’ve seen a ton of fly by night t-shirt companies come along, and lots of them advertise on facebook, so it’s natural for you to feel this way about us. But we are definitely not fly by night.

    We’ve been around since the year 2000 and sold millions of t-shirts. We have direct licenses for Hasbro properties such as GI JOE, Transformers, Dungeons and Dragons, Monopoly, My Little Pony, and more! We also have direct deals to make retro tees and products for Doritos and Mountain Dew. The rest of our selection of officially licensed tees from the likes of Disney, Warner Brothers, Paramount Pictures, Universal Studios, etc. come directly from companies that have obtained licensing rights to sell these products.

  • How long does an order take?

  • Our products typically print and process in 5 business days.

    Shipping varies depending on where you live and the shipping method picked at checkout.