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Thornton Melon's Tall & Fat Clothing Stores T-Shirt
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Description
Thornton Melon was the son of an immigrant tailor from Italy. Thornton put his dream of going into his father's business ahead of his education. Thornton launched a chain of Tall & Fat stores, which catered to overweight people and became a huge success. When Thornton's son wanted to drop out of Grand Lakes University, Thornton left his Tall & Fat stores behind, and signed up for classes to encourage his son to stay in school.
Back To School is one of the most popular comedies from the 80s. Everyone will know you are a fan of the hilarious classic starring Rodney Dangerfield when you wear this 80sTees.com exclusive Thornton Melon's Tall & Fat Clothing Stores T-Shirt!
Back To School is one of the most popular comedies from the 80s. Everyone will know you are a fan of the hilarious classic starring Rodney Dangerfield when you wear this 80sTees.com exclusive Thornton Melon's Tall & Fat Clothing Stores T-Shirt!
Not totally diggin' your new stuff? Don't fret! You can send your order back to us within 90 days for a refund or exchange. Gone past 90 days? We'll usually go even longer if the item is in new condition. Plus, if you want an exchange we'll ship the new item back free! More info
We've had over 1 million happy customers since we starting doing business over 18 years ago.
Size Chart
| Size | Length (B) | Width (A) |
|---|---|---|
| Small / Black Heather | 27 | 17 |
| Small / Royal Heather | 27 | 17 |
| Medium / Black Heather | 28 | 19 |
| Large / Black Heather | 29 | 21 |
| LT / Black Heather | 32 | 21 |
| Large / Royal Heather | 29 | 21 |
| XLT / Black Heather | 33 | 23 |
| 2XL / Black Heather | 31 | 25 |
| 2XLT / Black Heather | 34 | 25 |
| 3XL / Black Heather | 32 | 27 |
| 3XLT / Black Heather | 35 | 27 |
| 4XL / Black Heather | 33 | 29 |
| 4XLT / Black Heather | 36 | 29 |
| 5XL / Black Heather | 34 | 31 |
| 6XL / Black Heather | 35 | 33 |
| XL / Black Heather | 30 | 23 |
| Medium / Royal Heather | 28 | 19 |
| XL / Royal Heather | 30 | 23 |
| 2XL / Royal Heather | 31 | 25 |
| 3XL / Royal Heather | 32 | 27 |
* Bust or chest is done by doubling the width measurement.
* For full circumference of the waistline, double the waist measurement.
* Due to the flexible nature of our fabrics, allow one inch of variation from these measurements.
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Product Type:
T-shirts
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80sTees Exclusive
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Color:
Black Heather
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Machine Washable
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Gender:
Mens
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Graphic:
Direct To Garment Print
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Tag Location:
Tagged
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Made of:
Cotton/Polyester Blend
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Fits like:
True To Size
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Fabric Softness:
Standard
Product Type:
T-shirts
80sTees Exclusive
Color:
Black Heather
Machine Washable
Gender:
Mens
Graphic:
Direct To Garment Print
Tag Location:
Tagged
Made of:
Cotton/Polyester Blend
Fits like:
True To Size
Fabric Softness:
Standard
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FAQ
- Do you ship to my country?
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We ship to the following countries (listed alphabetically):
- Andorra
- Argentina
- Australia
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- Botswana
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- Guam
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- Guernsey
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- Poland
- Portugal
- Reunion
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- Saudi Arabia
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- Singapore
- Slovakia
- Slovenia
- South Korea
- Spain
- Sweden
- Switzerland
- Taiwan
- Thailand
- Trinidad and Tobago
- Turkey
- Ukraine
- United States of America
- Uruguay
- Vatican City
- Venezuela
- Vietnam
- Virgin Islands
- Will I have to pay customs and brokerage fees if shipping outside the USA?
- It’s definitely possible. We don’t collect customs and brokerage fees. For the countries that we ship to most often like Canada, UK, and Australia we’ve put together a guide of what to expect. If you are in a country other than those 3 we suggest using google to search for customs and brokerage information for your country.
- What if I don’t like it? Maybe I was drinking really heavily when I bought it and now that I’m sobered up I realized it’s just not for me.
- Some mistakes in life you can’t come back from, but this one won’t set you back much except for a little time and shipping cost. We accept all returns as long as the item isn’t damaged or washed by you.
- What is the return policy?
- Our return policy differes depending on if you are in the United States or abroad. To view the details of the return policy visit our return policy page and choose the option that applies to you.
- Do I have to pay for return shipping costs?
- Yes, however because we try very hard to make sure you know what your getting our return policy is very low (less than 2%), chances are good that your going to like what you get.
- How do I know I can trust your company?
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We’ve seen a ton of fly by night t-shirt companies come along, and lots of them advertise on facebook, so it’s natural for you to feel this way about us. But we are definitely not fly by night.
We’ve been around since the year 2000 and sold millions of t-shirts. We have direct licenses for Hasbro properties such as GI JOE, Transformers, Dungeons and Dragons, Monopoly, My Little Pony, and more! We also have direct deals to make retro tees and products for Doritos and Mountain Dew. The rest of our selection of officially licensed tees from the likes of Disney, Warner Brothers, Paramount Pictures, Universal Studios, etc. come directly from companies that have obtained licensing rights to sell these products.
- How long does an order take?
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Our products typically print and process in 5 business days.
Shipping varies depending on where you live and the shipping method picked at checkout.
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