Old Stove Old Husband Three's Company T-Shirt
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This 80sTees.com exclusive Three's Company t-shirt features an image of Helen Roper saying "An old stove, and an old husband, and they both take too long to heat up."
On Three's Company, Stanley Roper was a landlord who showed little interest in his sex-crazed wife, Helen. When Helen told Stanley that she needed a new stove, Stanley, not wanting to spend any money, said the stove was just fine. Helen said, "An old stove, and old husband, and they both take too long to heat up."
Mrs. Roper is one of the most hilarious characters in television history. Everyone will know you are a fan of the classic character portrayed by Audra Lindley when you wear this 80sTees.com exclusive Old Stove Old Husband Three's Company T-Shirt!
On Three's Company, Stanley Roper was a landlord who showed little interest in his sex-crazed wife, Helen. When Helen told Stanley that she needed a new stove, Stanley, not wanting to spend any money, said the stove was just fine. Helen said, "An old stove, and old husband, and they both take too long to heat up."
Mrs. Roper is one of the most hilarious characters in television history. Everyone will know you are a fan of the classic character portrayed by Audra Lindley when you wear this 80sTees.com exclusive Old Stove Old Husband Three's Company T-Shirt!
Not totally diggin' your new stuff? Don't fret! You can send your order back to us within 90 days for a refund or exchange. Gone past 90 days? We'll usually go even longer if the item is in new condition. Plus, if you want an exchange we'll ship the new item back free! More info
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Size Chart
Size | Width (A) | Length (B) |
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Small | 17 43 |
27 69 |
Medium | 19 48 |
28 71 |
Large | 21 53 |
29 74 |
LT | 21 53 |
32 81 |
XLT | 23 58 |
33 84 |
2XL | 25 64 |
31 79 |
2XLT | 25 64 |
34 86 |
3XL | 27 69 |
32 81 |
3XLT | 27 69 |
35 89 |
4XL | 29 74 |
33 84 |
4XLT | 29 74 |
36 91 |
5XL | 31 79 |
34 86 |
6XL | 33 84 |
35 89 |
Medium | 19 48 |
28 71 |
Large | 21 53 |
29 74 |
XL | 23 58 |
30 76 |
2XL | 25 64 |
31 79 |
3XL | 27 69 |
32 81 |
4XL | 29 74 |
33 84 |
5XL | 31 79 |
34 86 |
XL | 23 58 |
30 76 |
Small | 17 43 |
27 69 |
*Bust or chest is done by doubling the width measurement.
*For full circumference of the waistline, double the waist measurement.
*Due to the flexible nature of our fabrics, allow one inch of variation from these measurements.
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Gender:
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Graphic: Direct To Garment Print
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Color: Black
Graphic: Direct To Garment Print
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Fabric Softness: Standard
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