Clear Alcohols Parks and Recreation T-Shirt

Product Sku: PARKS012

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  • Typically Prints and Processes in 5-7 Business Days
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  • Printed in and Ships from Madison Heights, MI
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Description

This t-shirt features an image of the head of the Pawnee Parks and Recreation Department Ron Swanson. The shirt includes one of Ron Swanson's most popular quotes, "Clear Alcohols Are For Rich Women On Diets".

In the fourth season episode titled "Win, Lose Or Draw", Ben Wyatt ordered a gin and tonic at a bar. Ron Swanson stopped the order and said, "Lagavulin neat. Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets".

For any fan of Ronald Ulysses Swanson, this Clear Alcohols Parks and Recreation t-shirt is a must have!

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Not totally diggin' your new stuff? Don't fret! You can send your order back to us within 90 days for a refund or exchange. Gone past 90 days? We'll usually go even longer if the item is in new condition. Plus, if you want an exchange we'll ship the new item back free! More info

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We've had over 1 million happy customers since we starting doing business over 18 years ago.

Size Chart

Size Width (A) Length (B)
Small
18
28
Medium
20
29
Large
22
30
XL
24
31
2XL
26
32
3XL
28
33

Mens T-Shirt

*Bust or chest is done by doubling the width measurement.
*For full circumference of the waistline, double the waist measurement.
*Due to the flexible nature of our fabrics, allow one inch of variation from these measurements.

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Details:

Product Type Product Type:   T-shirts
Color Color:   Cream
Machine Washable Machine Washable

Gender Gender:   Mens
Graphic Graphic:  Distressed Direct To Garment Print
Tag Location Tag Location:   Tagged
made of Made of:  Pre-Shrunk Cotton
Product Fit Fits like:   True To Size
Fabric Softness Fabric Softness:   Standard

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  • We ship to the following countries (listed alphabetically):

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  • What is the return policy?
  • Our return policy differes depending on if you are in the United States or abroad. To view the details of the return policy visit our return policy page and choose the option that applies to you.
  • Do I have to pay for return shipping costs?
  • Yes, however because we try very hard to make sure you know what your getting our return policy is very low (less than 2%), chances are good that your going to like what you get.
  • How do I know I can trust your company?
  • We’ve seen a ton of fly by night t-shirt companies come along, and lots of them advertise on facebook, so it’s natural for you to feel this way about us. But we are definitely not fly by night.

    We’ve been around since the year 2000 and sold millions of t-shirts. We have direct licenses for Hasbro properties such as GI JOE, Transformers, Dungeons and Dragons, Monopoly, My Little Pony, and more! We also have direct deals to make retro tees and products for Doritos and Mountain Dew. The rest of our selection of officially licensed tees from the likes of Disney, Warner Brothers, Paramount Pictures, Universal Studios, etc. come directly from companies that have obtained licensing rights to sell these products.

  • How long does an order take?
  • Our products typically print and process in 5 business days.

    Shipping varies depending on where you live and the shipping method picked at checkout.